1. Your 1st 2 weeks in school
2. When u start spending money like u have money …your wallet will be like
3. When the change lecture venue from Achebe to Stadium
4. Looking for a place to sit in Achebe 100L
5. Trying to buy food at REMA
6. When you realize the sun in MOUAU is different from the sun everywhere else
7. When you’re going for UGC and someone calls you in front of Casino lodge …( Old students will understand)
8. When you hear “okpa di oku” in the morning
9. When you enter California lodge and see frat boiz
10. You, trying to submit your test papers in Achebe
11. When you see that wicked lecturer coming to invigilate you
12. Tennis court 2 days before exams
13. Your expectations when you hear achebe lecture hall
14. …what you got…
15. When u see your 1st semester 100L result…
16. When you hear you have test by 6:30am
17. when finally get home in the night
